Sunday, April 28, 2002

One day, when Ole had gone to town and left Lena home alone, Ole’s friend Sven dropped by. He was sitting by the kitchen table chatting with Lena, when out of the blue he said, “Lena, would you let me feel your left breast for a hundred bucks?”

Shocked, Lena said, “No, of course not.”

“Would you let me feel them both, say… for five hundred bucks?” asked Sven.

Lena thought about it. Soon she decided there would be no harm in making five hundred dollars as long as Ole never found out, so she lifted her shirt and let Sven have his fun. He handed her five one hundred dollar bills and walked out the door with a grin on his face.

Later that day when Ole got home, he came in the door and said, “Lena, did Sven drop off that five hundred bucks he owes me today?”