The Register

The Register: al-Qaeda poised to strike hard via the Internet.

“Now, with the current struggle on Capitol Hill to approve Dubya’s new Gestapo, it’s essential that the man in the street be frightened and confused by a torrent of ‘news’ pointing to incomprehensible threats which only Big Bro has the knowledge and skill to protect him from.

“Look for a lot more of this cyber-terror drivel over the next two months — or until the Department is created to the administration’s satisfaction, or until Enron, Harken Energy and Halliburton cease making headlines.”

What’s the saying?…

“What’s big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater, of course.”

Hmmm. Nope — that wasn’t it.